After reading about the teenage marijuana exploits of our current commander-in-chief, I believe it’s time to get serious about legalizing Mary Jane. This drug has been an illegal immigrant that just can’t seem to get the right papers to make herself a lawful resident

Isn’t it about time after thousands of potheads ended up doing time, many of them for just smoking dope? Isn’t it time will call a timeout on closing down all the medical marijuana stores in California and wherever else they may exist.

Come on, man. Do you have any idea of how close you may have come to be just another African-American young adult with a felony on his record? Do us all a favor, Barack. Get re-elected and call off the weed narcs for those of us who have inhaled like you.

America’s Drug War has taken the U.S. all over on that advertised adventure, Colombia, Panama, Afghanistan, and Mexico to name a few. I’m surprised they weren’t cooking meth in Bosnia, the way we bombed the hell out it.

Then, there’s this country’s love affair with prescription narcotics. What we ought to do is invade CVS and fight the pharmacists for their dope. The Drug War has been going on for a half-century with no end in sight.

Can you imagine how much healthcare the government could provide us with the billions and billions of our hard-earned tax money spent trying to make us a straight nation? Pogo had it right: We have met the enemy and it is us.